The Vagina You’re Trying to Reach

This one had me laughing my ass off!! 

I found this card from some ecards website after reading a dating blog and totally fell in love.  It perfectly describes what motivates men.  All men are controlled by the vagina and if you don’t believe me, ask their penis.

Some women will huff at this and say, well, “No, I think my man really loves me for me.”  But of course he loves you for you but you can bet that if he starts to misbehave and you shut the vagina down and go off duty, he’ll start to wonder how much he loves you…haha

I’m just having fun darling:) 

There are alot of great guys who loves their women and will do anything for her.  They are dependable, reliable and honest.  But there are also some men who keep you on the backburner.  I call em the backpocket guards because they have a habit of keeping the women they are with in their back pockets.  

This is the kind of guy who’ll call you today, then disappear for a few weeks only to reappear again.  He just wants to make sure that you are old dependable.  He keeps you as a just in case girl.  He has you as an emotional booty call.  He’s really not interested in your everyday life but he’s a sort of friend.  You don’t know if he’s coming or going.  He leaves you guessing and he’s only sure that when he does call, you’re running to the phone like you’re going for olympic gold.

These kinds of guys belong to the MIA club and these are the kinds of guys who need you to put your foot down.  They need to have you show them that you aren’t going to be “on hold” – sitting around wondering if….

When you allow a man to treat you in a way that makes you wonder if he’s going to be there, it’s time to pull out the carpet and tell Alladin that you’re going on your own ride.

Men need to see that we are our own boss – that we control our lives and they don’t.  When a man starts to treat you as wishy washy, like he’s bored or playing with himself too much to be around you, it’s time for you to bring your sexy back.

And you can do this by putting your foot down as a way to say you’ve had enough.  If you choose to send a card like the one above to a man who’s been playing you for a fool, YOU DON’T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE.  Trust me!

Some ecards have tons of other cards to choose from but this one made my day!  Check em out by Clicking Here

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